This is a brand new pic of me taken in front of the nifty shiny silver door to my bathroom. Well, it's six months old now, and was taken with the digital camera of a guy who i am no longer allowed to speak to. A lot has changed. *huge sigh*
I think this month's theme shall be randomness. As usual.
Listen to "My Weakness" by Moby. It's angel music. Not christian angel music. Just perfectly wonderful fluffy whiteness music. Maybe an ode to cotton balls.
I'm single again, if anyone's interested. I have pictures of my boobies too.
Someone needs to invent the bubble-wrap condom.
Speaking of condoms, if anyone picks up the 1962 Shield in the English Dept at MSU, I DID NOT put the condom in there. Heh Heh.
Buy "Heartbreaker" by Ryan Adams. He's quite nifty.
May is National Masturbation Month. Or something like that. I know it has to do with wanking. So wank. You'll feel better. Trust me.
And by the way, please don't practice fornication. Just fornicate and get it over with.
And call people Fluffy. And call your cats Frank and Jerry and Bob and Bobo and Bunny, and Pinky and Pooky and have 37 German Shepherds. Be sure to name at least one of them Pompatus.
Annie Munchkin can be reached as "Aneyi" on Aol Im or Yahoo messenger, or at aneyi@yahoo.com. Insane ramblings are always welcome.